🐮🖕 'Moo-d: Unbothered' – Middle Finger Highland Cow Plush 🖕🐮
Meet the sassiest coo in the pasture—a fluffy Highland cow plush serving farm-fresh attitude with one iconic raised hoof. Perfect for cuddling, trolling, or reminding the world that 'udder nonsense' won’t be tolerated.
✨ WHY IT’S LEGENDARY:
✔ 'Huggable Hostility' – Super-soft faux fur with embroidered middle hoof (for gentle defiance)
✔ Farm-to-Tantrum Fresh – Comes with removable flower crown (tough look, tender heart)
✔ Great For: Cottagecore rebels, animal lovers, and anyone who claps back in cursive
📦 INCLUDES:
4' squishmallow-level plush (perfect for rage-cuddling)
🌿 PERFECT FOR:
Gifts (for your petty bestie)
Car dash (road rage meets Scottish charm)
Therapy accessory (when 'I’m the problem, it’s me' just hits different)
🚨 WARNING:
May cause sudden main character energy (and unexplained grass cravings).
Not responsible for new agrarian personality phase.
